ina garten knows exactly how to kill us all
Why doesn’t this have a million notes?!
i love how the “did you drug them” has a little pit stop at “you’re evil”
As well it should.
I’ve reblogged this before but Imma do it again because a)it’s awesome and b) I have a specific voice when I say “Do not do the sex”.
This needs to be on a billboard and posters all around the world. Maybe even on menus are restaurants
Needs to be in bars
British Tumblr Posts photoset #2
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An Irishman, Scotsman, and an Englishman were walking together along a beach when they discovered an old bottle. One of them picked it up and tried to clean it up, only to have a genie pop out.
The genie goes, “Well, since there are three of you, you each get one wish.”
The Irishman says, “OK, I want all the women I can have, all the booze I can drink, and all the money I can spend.”
The genie goes, “OK,” and the Irishman vanishes in a puff of smoke.
The Englishman says, “Genie, I want a 10 foot wall built all the way around England to keep people out, especially the Scottish.”
"Alright," says the genie, and he turns to the Scotsman and asks what he would like.
He stops and thinks for a moment and then says, “Genie, I want 100 feet added to that wall, and I want it filled with water.”